Writing is supposed to be therapeutic - so I'm going to try this.
Yes! Look at the time - almost midnight.
The police just left our street. I'm the one who called them.
Several days ago, we woke up to find the neighbor's yard (across the street from us) strewn with an old bed, a dresser, a sofa, a stove, a toilet, and various other household items. Grass clippings had been poured over the one car parked in the driveway. The neighbors are out of town this week.
A good neighbor moved the stuff to the end of the driveway before we could do the job ourselves.
It is spring break.
Tonight, my husband came home from a church meeting to find a jeep of boys parked in the street, laughing at the house across the street. My husband (huge) looked at them and someone said, "Pretty awesome, huh dude?" My husband cocked his head and said, "What?!" The boys drove off.
He went out to take our trash bins to the curb and, this time, there was a carload of girls in front of the house. They drove off giggling when they saw him.
Next he took the dog out front. The girls were back, oblivious to him, and they started to haul more grass clippings out of their car. My husband walked up behind them and quietly asked them if they were "picking up the grass this time" and they said "yes" and tore off down the street.
I called the police.
Not exactly what they considered a 911 call. But, I wanted them HERE quickly. That's a joke, because when Nikki came home and walked into our house to find herself face to face with two burglars, it took police 45 minutes to get here. So, I wasn't very hopeful or expectant.
I told the dispatcher what had happened and what was happening tonight. She didn't seemed to think there was a problem. She asked, "So someone, like a bunch of kids, are just putting some things in front of a house?"
"No," said I, "vandalizing and possibly casing the house of someone out of town. My husband has now counted five cars of teenagers." I figured if I used "police words" like vandalize and casing a house, she might perk up. She KINDA did.
"But they're just kids?" (does "just kids" obliterate the problem?)
"THEY ARE VANDALIZING MY NEIGHBORS PRIVATE PROPERTY!!!!" said I, emphatically. "So, if you could send someone this way, it would be appreciated. I know you don't like to dispatch to this area, but I do pay taxes . . . " (now I'm biting my wise cracking tongue)
So, out my husband goes to spy on whoever drives back next and to try to get tag numbers. Then, here came a police squad car. My husband has just gotten two tag numbers and as he is speaking to the officer (who has turned off his lights) here come the carload of girls and stopped in front of the neighbor's house. I'm thinking a sobriety test might also be in order.
They were stopped by the officer and my husband came inside.
THEN (here goes the gasket blowing part) the officer calls on our phone and tells me, "Wellll, it's just a bunch of teenage girls and they are "friends" with the girl across the street. It's just a prank and they REALLY DO like her. That's one way teens show each other they like someone"
I interject, "Wow! That's not how I thought people who liked people showed it."
He continues, "Well, they were collecting things around the neighborhood that had been put out for "big trash day" and I told them they had just inherited everything back and to collect up all the stuff and take it right over to their OWN house and dump it. I told the girls the family was (oh no! here it comes . . . the gasket blowing part!!!!) out of town for the week!"
YES! HE TOLD VANDALS SOMEONE WAS OUT OF TOWN!!!!!!!!! At that point, every clever thing left my brain. I was shocked! Jesse walked in and I said, "Here. Tell my husband!" and handed the phone over.
Now, aren't we NOT supposed to let people know when we are going to be out of town?????
And WHO did we learn that from?
Riiiiiiiight . . .
THE POLICE teach us that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I told Jesse I almost said, "YOU DID WHAT???!!!!! I must be old enough to be your mother because I have more common sense than THAT!!!!!
I'm furious. I'm steaming and can't calm myself. With friends like that, who needs enemies????
Who in the world would tell vandals their target is out of town for the rest of the week?????
And the part about, they "are really friends with the neighbor girl and really like her" . . . THAT'S another reason my children aren't in public school. I told Jesse, "I wonder what they do when they DON'T like someone?"
Okay, maybe after writing I can think about going to sleep. This is the most incredibly STUPID police officer I have ever encountered. I don't know if the officer is friends with the girls' dads or what. It's just the most idiotic thing I've heard of in some time.
Okay, maybe I can't go to sleep yet.
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