February 26, 2008

• My Little Luci

  Heard in my den while I sat at my computer . . .

  Luci:  I’m sorry sir, I’m afraid things are hopeless.  You’re gonna need surgery.

  Jesse:  Well, wait a minute!  You can’t just starting cutting on me.  I want a second opinion.  How do I know if you are a good doctor?

  Luci:  Well I had this patient . . . once . . . and she kinda died . . . .

  Me:  (laughing)  Why?  Was she “kinda” pregnant?

  Luci:  Yeah . . . just a little bit.

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